{"id":3014,"date":"2010-11-21T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-21T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2010\/11\/tweets-for-the-week-of-2010-11-21\/"},"modified":"2010-11-21T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-21T14:00:00","slug":"tweets-for-the-week-of-2010-11-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2010\/11\/tweets-for-the-week-of-2010-11-21\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for the week of 2010-11-21"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>So the guy postponed the repair project (last Wednesday) to today, due to snow. This, of course, guaranteed heavier snow today. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23haha\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">haha<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/4194884814639105\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>You&#39;d think, given how much coke zero I drink, coffee wouldn&#39;t wire me up so much. You&#39;d be wrong. I was. No more 9pm cuppa joe. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23tired\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">tired<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/4197150091120640\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The smell of coffee and cigarettes were so inextricably interwoven during childhood I can&#39;t smell one without catching a ghost of the other. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/4240654125244416\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I love brizzly, but it&#39;s kind of &#8230; not showing me some of the @ replies pointed at me the last couple days. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/4294016355012608\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The team we&#39;re bowling tonight showed up with an average of 2.5 balls per player. Overcompensation, thy name is &#39;Team XXXtreme.&#39; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/4355586888048640\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Meetings, more meetings, phone calls, and a head-on collision with a good book have eaten my day. Finally time to get some work done. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/4736260715323394\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Paul (<a href=\"http:\/\/j.mp\/cGJm1F\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/j.mp\/cGJm1F<\/a>) &#8211; I&#39;m going to need a babysitter on 2\/14\/11&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/4760289996185600\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/dknippling\" class=\"aktt_username\">dknippling<\/a>: Bloggers, book reviewers:  let me know if you want to review Choose Your Doom:  Zombie Apocalypse.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.doompress.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.doompress.com<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/4932951775121408\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&quot;We have to have our 3 year olds scream \u201cstop touching me\u201d to get what children understand: this policy is wrong.&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/aV8FkZ\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/aV8FkZ<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/4957293808451585\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>When your to-dos are &#39;write&#39; or &#39;respond to an email I really don&#39;t want to respond to&#39;, writing gets MUCH easier. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23motivation\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">motivation<\/a> #nanowrimo <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/4972205834244096\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Oh&#8230; oh sweetie. That&#39;s adorable, but SO WRONG. :) RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Nemone7\" class=\"aktt_username\">Nemone7<\/a>: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\" class=\"aktt_username\">doycet<\/a> Hey! Thanks for today&#39;s nano post. How is it you know everything? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/4974154096844800\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Inexplicable earworm of the day: Nothing Compares 2 U. Seriously, what the hell. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/4993029903482880\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Have entered the &#39;gravy&#39; portion of my nicely productive writing day. Hello, fruit: shall we celebrate together? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/5013850428538880\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Astonished the porn industry hasn&#39;t ginned up TSA-parodies already. Someone call Larry Flint and point out the mockery opportunities here. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/5018142971531264\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>To be clear: I think the current TSA policies are a serious, serious problem. What better way than porn to highlight the inherent seediness? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/5018954443526145\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Hey Twitter, why are you texting my phone with every @-reply I get? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/5020886260256768\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Fiddling around with about.me. Not quite sure what to DO it with it, but hey, harmless fun. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/9kxhGg\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/9kxhGg<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/5023653628481538\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>It&#39;s annoying how much crap&#39;s accumulated in &#39;storage&#39; in this house simply because I couldn&#39;t be arsed to throw it out. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23purge2010\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">purge2010<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/5091561222180864\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>There&#39;s a jackhammer pounding in my basement. That&#39;s not a euphemism: there&#39;s a pounding jackhammer, and it&#39;s in my basement. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23demolition\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">demolition<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/5305027610546177\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Love watching the HP midnighters. Potter is their Star Wars. It will never mean so much to me, but it does to them, and I respect that. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/5472494714617856\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/dknippling\" class=\"aktt_username\">dknippling<\/a>: The only thing that will bring this country together is our hatred of the TSA, apparently. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/5674140744818688\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Spent the morning mixing cheap kitty litter into half-empty cans of really ugly old paint. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23glamorous\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">glamorous<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/5677301274517504\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Old Paint and Kitty Litter Wall Texture. Oh yeah. I&#39;m waiting for my call, HGTV. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/5683943869259776\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Beloved around-the-house Inis Meain is developing holes in the same old places again. I need better sweater patching tricks. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/5700791549566976\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Nap or coffee? Nap or coffee? Nap&#8230;. or&#8230; snzzzzzzzk* <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/5703698260955136\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>In my previous tweet, I overlooked a third option, obvious in hindsight: Nap AND THEN coffee. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23onebirdtwostones\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">onebirdtwostones<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/5729944734793728\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Wow. @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/daphneun\" class=\"aktt_username\">daphneun<\/a> decided to spend part of her day MASTERing a new dish. Short ribs. Some kind of wine sauce. Sweet Fancy Moses I&#39;m stuffed. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/6160843494400000\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Got a scene half-done at the bowling alley today, but definitely still owe Sunday-me some solid wordcount tonight. Off we go! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/6164499463675904\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Oh my god, you guys: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/daphneun\" class=\"aktt_username\">daphneun<\/a> has never seen Tremors. WHO DID I MARRY?!? WHAT KIND OF MOTHER WILL SHE BE? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/6176627788619777\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the guy postponed the repair project (last Wednesday) to today, due to snow. This, of course, guaranteed heavier snow today. #haha # You&#39;d think, given how much coke zero I drink, coffee wouldn&#39;t wire me up so much. You&#39;d be wrong. I was. No more 9pm cuppa joe. #tired # The smell of coffee &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2010\/11\/tweets-for-the-week-of-2010-11-21\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Tweets for the week of 2010-11-21&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-3014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-untidy-heap","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3014"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3014\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}