{"id":2850,"date":"2010-10-11T13:23:01","date_gmt":"2010-10-11T20:23:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/?p=2850"},"modified":"2010-10-11T13:23:01","modified_gmt":"2010-10-11T20:23:01","slug":"working-like-a-rockstar-the-october-forecast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2010\/10\/working-like-a-rockstar-the-october-forecast\/","title":{"rendered":"Working Like a Rockstar (The October Forecast)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My short-term contract job came to an unhappy\/happy end on Friday. And while you might assume &#8216;unhappy for me&#8217;, I&#8217;d have to say that the real unhappiness was felt by my now-ex-employers, who really wanted me to stay and really liked me; they just ran out of budget.<\/p>\n<p>They liked me so much that my boss basically wrote the new update to my resume, bragging me up even more than I usually do myself. Contract jobs are actually pretty good in that way &#8212; you can come in like a superhero, smash the crap out of problems, gird yourself in accolades, and leave before office politics sully your fancy spandex costume.<\/p>\n<p>The big trick is making sure you&#8217;ve got somewhere to land when you leap over the next tall building in a single bound. (Freelance writers will find this kind of thing very familiar; it&#8217;s a kind of rockstar lifestyle, assuming one reads that to mean &#8220;striving to see the difference between homelessness and living out of a tour van.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>I may have a new gig lined up pretty soon &#8212; another -opolis that needs saving from an Atomic Menance &#8212;  but to be perfectly honest I&#8217;ll be happy if there&#8217;s a bit of a lag before the next corporate thing.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2851\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2851\" style=\"width: 475px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/hulk-sleep.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2851\" title=\"hulk sleep\" src=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/hulk-sleep.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"475\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/hulk-sleep.jpg 475w, https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/hulk-sleep-203x300.jpg 203w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 475px) 100vw, 475px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2851\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I am ready to do some other things.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Let&#8217;s review what&#8217;s on the to-do list.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2852\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2852\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/bear-and-cub.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2852\" title=\"bear and cub\" src=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/bear-and-cub-300x205.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"205\" srcset=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/bear-and-cub-300x205.jpg 300w, https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/bear-and-cub.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2852\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">New cub.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>There&#8217;s a new kid on the way to the Casa, so there are more than a few home projects going on. The kid&#8217;s room is actually pretty much ready to go, but in the meantime we&#8217;ve been working on other rooms in the house.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve painted our bedroom and the front greatroom, and of course Kaylee&#8217;s new bedroom needs to be framed in and painted and carpeted and all that cool stuff, but we&#8217;re letting some professionals handle that, even though I&#8217;m pretty sure I could nail (heh) the framing part.<\/p>\n<p>Then there&#8217;s painting the house itself. The outside. We must &#8212; absolutely must &#8212; paint the whole thing before winter, or we&#8217;ll need to replace all the siding next summer, and if I&#8217;ve got some time before the next gig, I&#8217;ll probably be doing that myself and saving us mumble-hundreds of dollars.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/paint-rollers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2853\" title=\"paint rollers\" src=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/paint-rollers-300x241.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"241\" srcset=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/paint-rollers-300x241.jpg 300w, https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/paint-rollers.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>The main problem with this cunning plan is that there are three spots where the siding needs to be replaced, and of course the problem spots aren&#8217;t anywhere a mook like me could handle it &#8212; they&#8217;re complicated places like where the chimney meets the house, right under the eaves.<\/p>\n<p>By the way: if you&#8217;re in the market for a house, or planning to build one? Fuck chimneys. I don&#8217;t care how much you want a fireplace; don&#8217;t do it. Embed a firepit in your deck or something. Chimneys are to houses what a bad smoking habit is to an otherwise healthy person.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway. <em>I<\/em> am pretty much ready to go with the painting thing, but we&#8217;re going to have to wait until we can get these sections fixed by someone <s>competent<\/s> experienced.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2854\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2854\" style=\"width: 499px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/the-next-few-days.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2854\" title=\"the next few days\" src=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/the-next-few-days.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"499\" height=\"444\" srcset=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/the-next-few-days.jpg 499w, https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/the-next-few-days-300x266.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 499px) 100vw, 499px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2854\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Why isn&#39;t it ever simple?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>NaNoWriMo is on the horizon, and the prepatory murmurs are audible even at this great distance. Some folks have asked if I&#8217;m &#8216;doing&#8217; it again this year which&#8230; c&#8217;mon. Of course.<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;ve got a lot of other stuff to do first. A publisher handed me some revision requests which &#8212; damn them &#8212; are actually really good, so I want to get those done and handed back to my awesome agent before October is dead and gone.<\/p>\n<p>What will I be writing?<\/p>\n<p>Actually, I have a story to finish that needs at least another 50k (well, two, actually, but I&#8217;m picking one over the other), so I&#8217;ll be getting it down. Yes, I know you&#8217;re not supposed to do that with NaNoWriMo, but at this point, I think I&#8217;ve done it legit often enough to <em>pfff<\/em> those kinds of restrictions.<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s just me; if you&#8217;re trying to finish NaNoWriMo for the first time, BY ALL MEANS OBSERVE THE RULES. Doing it my way (picking up an unfinished story) is actually making the whole thing harder; I&#8217;m just <s>stupid<\/s> self-challenging that way.<\/p>\n<p>What would I write if I weren&#8217;t working on something extant? I dunno.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll tell you what I wouldn&#8217;t suggest, though: steampunk.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/not-steampunk.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/not-steampunk.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"not steampunk\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2855\" srcset=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/not-steampunk.jpg 500w, https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/not-steampunk-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/not-steampunk-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I love the stuff currently lumped in under the heading of &#8216;steampunk&#8217;. Love it. But steampunk is kind of like vampires right now; something people mix in because it&#8217;s cool, not because the elements are being used in any kind of meaningful way. I&#8217;m getting sick of it.<\/p>\n<p>You want to use the trappings? Fine. Call it whatever it really is, though &#8212; zeppelin fantasy, gogglerotica, or whatever.<\/p>\n<p><em>Punk<\/em> anything requires class struggle, the social effects of technological revolution, and people with no influence and power rebelling against a monolithic Authority.<\/p>\n<p>Slapping goggles on your protagonist doesn&#8217;t make it steampunk.<\/p>\n<p>Ahem. Anyway. Rant over. There&#8217;s my advice for NaNoWriMo. At least for today.<\/p>\n<p><b>Hey, that reminds me.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Last year, I wrote a bunch of NaNoWriMo advice, broken down for day-by-day consumption. People seemed to dig it (and I&#8217;ll probably repost them to twitter as appropriate), but would there be any interest in seeing all those posts brought together into some kind of ebook-like thing prior to the start of the madness?<\/p>\n<p>Not to buy, obviously &#8212; I&#8217;m not wondering if there&#8217;s money in it &#8212; I&#8217;m wondering if there&#8217;s enough interest to justify the work of putting it together before 11.01.10.<\/p>\n<p>Is that it? I think that&#8217;s it. Damn but I&#8217;m out of practice writing these things &#8212; this post was all over the place &#8212; I&#8217;ve got blog-rust all over the keyboard now. Hopefully tomorrow will be better.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing like being blocked from your own site during the day for the last two months to make you really pine to get some blogging done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My short-term contract job came to an unhappy\/happy end on Friday. And while you might assume &#8216;unhappy for me&#8217;, I&#8217;d have to say that the real unhappiness was felt by my now-ex-employers, who really wanted me to stay and really liked me; they just ran out of budget. They liked me so much that my &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2010\/10\/working-like-a-rockstar-the-october-forecast\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Working Like a Rockstar (The October Forecast)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12,6,8,42],"tags":[228,60,636,635],"class_list":["post-2850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-afk","category-musing","category-resources","category-writing","tag-bear-cub","tag-money-pit","tag-nanowrimo","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2850"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2850\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2856,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2850\/revisions\/2856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}