{"id":269,"date":"2007-03-06T10:14:51","date_gmt":"2007-03-06T10:14:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=269"},"modified":"2007-03-06T10:14:51","modified_gmt":"2007-03-06T10:14:51","slug":"i-am-the-emperor-and-i-want-dumplings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2007\/03\/i-am-the-emperor-and-i-want-dumplings\/","title":{"rendered":"&quot;I am the emperor, and I want dumplings&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Neil Gaiman - Neil Gaiman's Journal: &quot;I am the emperor, and I want dumplings&quot;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.neilgaiman.com\/journal\/2007\/03\/i-am-emperor-and-i-want-dumplings.html\">Neil Gaiman&#8217;s most recent Journal entry<\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Test runs of the new Stardust movie!\n<li>Russians are stealing our bees!\n<li>Unabridged Neverwhere audiobook, read by Neil, coming soon!\n<\/ul>\n<p>All his posts should have this much valuable info.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Neil Gaiman&#8217;s most recent Journal entry Test runs of the new Stardust movie! Russians are stealing our bees! Unabridged Neverwhere audiobook, read by Neil, coming soon! All his posts should have this much valuable info.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geeky-fanboy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}