{"id":2411,"date":"2010-01-03T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-03T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2010\/01\/updates-for-the-week-of-2010-01-03\/"},"modified":"2010-01-03T03:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-03T09:00:00","slug":"updates-for-the-week-of-2010-01-03","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2010\/01\/updates-for-the-week-of-2010-01-03\/","title":{"rendered":"Updates for the week of 2010-01-03"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Still digesting idiotic TSA response to recent events. How much further will they have to go to remove flight as an option for travelers? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7090027488\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Nothing on your lap for the hour beginning\/end of flight. No electronics for same. Any flights with children just became hell-in-a-tube. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7090209503\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>But WAIT! Without those things, terrorists will CONSPIRE. Okay, umm&#8230; No Talking either. Be quiet &amp; do nothing. (And put this costume on.) <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7090333449\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>You know what will make for really calm, reasonable flights? 150 people with nothing to do but watch each other for two hours. Oh Yeah. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7090407204\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The secret to winning laser beam fights is the Limbo. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23thingsKayleesay\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">thingsKayleesay<\/a>s <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7099543399\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>At night, rabbits use other animal&#39;s poop to make poop snowmen! Its a secret. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23thingsKayleesay\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">thingsKayleesay<\/a>s <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7106158186\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I wonder if early-risers simply have a bed so uncomfortable that getting up pre-dawn is preferable to sleep, or if it&#39;s just me, this week. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7119787169\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>We&#39;re on the Polar Express to Yew Nork City! #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23thingsKayleesay\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">thingsKayleesay<\/a>s <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7123376272\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Adrift: I point out that we&#8217;ve been communicating with three different entities. I get three repli.. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/85oB3n\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/85oB3n<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7123561948\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Three_Star_Dave\" class=\"aktt_username\">Three_Star_Dave<\/a> So in-flight security rules will be at discretion (and blame) of cockpit-bound pilots? It&#39;s all security theatre. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7152512159\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>10-round bout with mom-in-law&#39;s guest bed now into extra innings[1].  Back is a wall of ache, but I&#39;m still miles better off than @daphneun. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7158049159\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>[1] Yeah, I mixed a metaphor, but you all GOT it, so pbbbt? I&#39;m on two fully-clothed hours of couch sleep; I&#39;m lucky I can type at all. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7158111749\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>[RT on behalf of @daphneun] @warrenellis: Guess 2009 wasn&#39;t quite done with me. Out for the count with the flu. Fuck you, 2009! I STILL WON! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7158133706\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Sick. Not, at this point, as sick as @daphneun, so I&#39;m trying to move quietly and not attract The Beast. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7162710618\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Comic: 2009-12-30 (<a href=\"http:\/\/j.mp\/8R5NcS\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/j.mp\/8R5NcS<\/a>) &#8211; Pretty much why I haven&#39;t played Diplomacy with any of my Denver peeps. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7196726563\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Adorable Puppy Explains Health Care Bill (<a href=\"http:\/\/j.mp\/8y8ppe\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/j.mp\/8y8ppe<\/a>) &#8211; Clear, concise, and contains 100% more puppy. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7196904368\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Much improved from yesterday, but still not 100%. Should have our strength back just in time to get back on the plane home. :P <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7204365448\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Maggeh&#39;s 100 skills everyone should master: <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/755Fsg\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/755Fsg<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7217689401\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Incredibly excited about four hour flight today. That&#39;s what this gnawing ball of acid in my stomach is, right? Excitement? I thought so. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7242587234\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I am normally a very at-ease travel. Many air-miles. Lingering stomach bug and current security theatre has me less than jazzed. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7242756772\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/DaphneUn\" class=\"aktt_username\">DaphneUn<\/a> TWITTER: on the *extended* LOTR:RotK, how many minutes in does Denethor take a flaming header off Minas Tirith? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7245072799\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>#10yearsago I was in the midst of buying Casa Testerman and trying to figure out what the hell &#39;blogging&#39; was. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7245528437\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I lied. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2310yearsago\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">10yearsago<\/a> a 9 year old kid moved in with me &#8211; 3rd grade and unable to read. He&#39;s in basic training as a logistics specialist now. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7245745903\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>It&#39;s still 2009 as we land in Denver. Upside? BACK IN DENVER! WOOOOO! *sigh* *collapse* <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7257049077\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Adrift: Did the station on which we&#8217;re standing, floating in jump-space, breaking every known phys.. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/77wsm9\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/77wsm9<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7258473512\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Attention, Land of Writeria: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ChuckWendig\" class=\"aktt_username\">ChuckWendig<\/a> has written our 2010 statement of purpose. Check it: <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/yff8luw\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/yff8luw<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7273792417\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Santa got me a proper spatula for Christmas. Santa is awesome. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7275227897\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>7&quot; USB display for my desktop from @daphneun. Perfect for other-thing-in-2nd-window, further ensuring I get work done only on my netbook. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7277422197\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Note: the previous post should in no way be seen as a complaint. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7277534946\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I really need a whetstone and hands-on lessons in use of same. NO REASON. NO REASON AT ALL. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7282844254\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Got a [CARRIER LOST] error, accessing the vocabulary part of my brain; was forced to refer to my daughter&#39;s tiara as a &quot;princess helmet&quot;. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7302171064\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Via @BarelyKnit: Revisiting Old-School Text Adventures as a Jaded Modern Gamer &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/7yo5th\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/7yo5th<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/BarelyKnit\/statuses\/7302221211\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to BarelyKnit<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/7302439116\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Still digesting idiotic TSA response to recent events. How much further will they have to go to remove flight as an option for travelers? # Nothing on your lap for the hour beginning\/end of flight. No electronics for same. Any flights with children just became hell-in-a-tube. # But WAIT! Without those things, terrorists will CONSPIRE. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2010\/01\/updates-for-the-week-of-2010-01-03\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Updates for the week of 2010-01-03&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-2411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-untidy-heap","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}