{"id":2398,"date":"2009-12-24T07:47:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-24T13:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/?p=2398"},"modified":"2009-12-24T07:47:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-24T13:47:00","slug":"merry-christmas-almost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2009\/12\/merry-christmas-almost\/","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas, almost."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You remember how the networks used to just broadcast a looping video of a yule log so everyone at the station could go home?<\/p>\n<p>Well&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2397\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2397\" style=\"width: 419px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/yule-log.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/yule-log.gif\" alt=\"Don say I never gave you anything.\" title=\"yule log\" width=\"419\" height=\"315\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2397\" srcset=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/yule-log.gif 419w, https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/yule-log-300x225.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 419px) 100vw, 419px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2397\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Don't say I never gave you anything.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>We&#8217;ll be on a plane most of the day, heading to NYC, D.C., and other parts of the east cost that aren&#8217;t acronyms. There will be posting, but for now, Happy Holidays and a really heartfelt thank you for hanging out here from time to time; you&#8217;ve made writing stuff on the site a real pleasure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You remember how the networks used to just broadcast a looping video of a yule log so everyone at the station could go home? Well&#8230; We&#8217;ll be on a plane most of the day, heading to NYC, D.C., and other parts of the east cost that aren&#8217;t acronyms. There will be posting, but for now, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2009\/12\/merry-christmas-almost\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Merry Christmas, almost.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[173],"class_list":["post-2398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-afk","tag-holiday-cheer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2398"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2399,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2398\/revisions\/2399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}