{"id":16305,"date":"2019-07-11T06:47:53","date_gmt":"2019-07-11T13:47:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/?p=16305"},"modified":"2019-07-07T07:10:07","modified_gmt":"2019-07-07T14:10:07","slug":"i-can-hear-you-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2019\/07\/i-can-hear-you-now\/","title":{"rendered":"I can hear you now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today marks one month since I got hearing aids.<\/p>\n<p>While the Old Guy jokes pretty much write themselves, the truth is I could have used these things 30, even 35 years ago, thanks to an ear infection that badly damaged one of my cochlea when I was thirteen. I&#8217;ve lived with pretty terrible hearing most of my life.<\/p>\n<p>Now?<\/p>\n<p>Now is better.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still getting used to the things and still feeling a tiny bit self-conscious, which I&#8217;m assured is ridiculous since no one can see I&#8217;m wearing anything, even with my current buzz cut.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, what people<sup id=\"fnref-16305-1\"><a href=\"#fn-16305-1\">1<\/a><\/sup> tell me is that while they never notice I&#8217;m wearing the devices, they <em>definitely<\/em> notice when I&#8217;m <strong>NOT<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>And I notice too. Mostly, there&#8217;s a lot less of me asking people to repeat themselves (a LOT less), and I particularly appreciate the specialized modes for &#8220;listening to your friends with a lot of background noise&#8221; and &#8220;listening to your lovely wife while having dinner in a noisy restaurant.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>All in all, pretty good quality of life improvement that I&#8217;m grateful I was well-off enough to be able to pay for out-of-pocket, since my company insurance didn&#8217;t cover a single fucking dime of the cost.<sup id=\"fnref-16305-2\"><a href=\"#fn-16305-2\">2<\/a><\/sup><\/p>\n<div class=\"footnotes\">\n<hr \/>\n<ol>\n<li id=\"fn-16305-1\">\nMostly my co-workers, since they see me 500% more than my family during daylight hours, because capitalism is monstrous and killing us.&#160;<a href=\"#fnref-16305-1\">&#8617;<\/a>\n<\/li>\n<li id=\"fn-16305-2\">\nWhy do we put simple good living behind a five-thousand-dollar-high wall? Everyone should have access to this tech, if they need it. Healthcare for all. Fucking take care of each other, man.&#160;<a href=\"#fnref-16305-2\">&#8617;<\/a>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today marks one month since I got hearing aids. While the Old Guy jokes pretty much write themselves, the truth is I could have used these things 30, even 35 years ago, thanks to an ear infection that badly damaged one of my cochlea when I was thirteen. I&#8217;ve lived with pretty terrible hearing most &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2019\/07\/i-can-hear-you-now\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I can hear you now&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"close","ping_status":"close","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12,686],"tags":[706,705,708,707],"class_list":["post-16305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-afk","category-family","tag-eat-the-rich","tag-hearing","tag-living-is-political","tag-socialized-medicine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16305"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16307,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16305\/revisions\/16307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}