{"id":16205,"date":"2017-06-26T09:18:51","date_gmt":"2017-06-26T16:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2017\/06\/youre-already-outnumbered\/"},"modified":"2017-06-26T09:18:51","modified_gmt":"2017-06-26T16:18:51","slug":"youre-already-outnumbered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2017\/06\/youre-already-outnumbered\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#039;re Already Outnumbered"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My kids are alike in many ways, but they are definitely individuals in ways I&#39;ve tried to articulate in the past.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, they gave me a single story that illustrates each of them, perfectly.<\/p>\n<p>We had to drop off Kaylee at camp, and after the paperwork and unpacking in the cabin, everyone was supposed to assemble at &#39;the field&#39; to say goodbyes and play games.<\/p>\n<p>So we went down there, and see about forty kids milling around, visiting, et cetera. There&#39;s a makeshift kickball field, and a couple boys about a year younger than Kaylee, kicking a soccer ball back and forth.<\/p>\n<p>Sean goes over near them, and is watching intently.<\/p>\n<p>One of the kids notices this, and veers off his direction, letting the soccer ball roll over near the edge of the field by the trees and long grass.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Do you want a ball too?&quot; he asks Sean, extending a old, dirty, yellow rubber ball. &quot;You can have this one. Do you want it?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>He keeps offering it, and asking, over and over, until Sean finally shrugs and reaches for it.<\/p>\n<p>At which point the kid chucks it backwards over his own shoulder and has a good laugh with his buddy.<\/p>\n<p>And here are my kids:<\/p>\n<p>Sean frowns at the kid, shrugs as if to say &quot;whatever man, I don&#39;t even know you, and that ball was gross anyway&quot; and stalks off to do something else.<\/p>\n<p>Kaylee, who&#39;d been standing next to me, takes a couple steps forward and starts in. &quot;Really?!? You&#39;re starting off a week of camp, WITH ME, and the first thing you do is pick on my little brother? THAT seemed like a good idea? Really?!?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>And the boy backs off and rejoins his friend. They both realize they don&#39;t have the soccer ball anymore. It&#39;s over at the edge of the field.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, while all this was going on, Zoe went over and picked it up, and she&#39;s standing right where it had rolled.<\/p>\n<p>They walk over, bending over and talking in that &quot;charm little kids&quot; high voice.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Hiiiii. Can we have that? Can you give that to us?&quot; They pause. &quot;Do you want to kick it to us?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Zoe looks at the ball, extends it out toward them&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and CHUCKS it back over her shoulder, into the trees and long grass.<\/p>\n<p>Then walks away, without even looking at them.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230; my kids, in summary:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Indifference<br \/>&#8211; Drama<br \/>&#8211; REVENGE<\/p>\n<div><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/photos\/105138568577624786912\/albums\/6435982425486798257\/6435982426272856290?authkey=CL_-wqWAyYGtRQ'><img src='https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-1_ShjECo2Nc\/WVEz6tqmeOI\/AAAAAAABuTA\/aVJQ0YoHtkQXbzMGN0iwU4X3JuHbOFfUQCL0BGAs\/35025306480_bfa046a5e6_b.jpg?imgmax=650' \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/photos\/105138568577624786912\/albums\/6435982425486798257\/6435982423155220722?authkey=CL_-wqWAyYGtRQ' style='width:50px;height:50px;display:inline-block;background-size:cover;background-image:url(\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-UAj9lFoIMPk\/WVEz6iDTIPI\/AAAAAAABuTA\/cFxLm4e47B8_j89c2gUKaFPig9X_8m_XQCL0BGAs\/2017-06-26_9-47-57.png?imgmax=300\");'><\/a>\u00a0<a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/photos\/105138568577624786912\/albums\/6435982425486798257\/6435982424947825874?authkey=CL_-wqWAyYGtRQ' style='width:50px;height:50px;display:inline-block;background-size:cover;background-image:url(\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-3A8aSpP-i2g\/WVEz6ousHNI\/AAAAAAABuTA\/mC8R3G8CSAQMpzNu6yVr4Y0VkNhTk6UygCL0BGAs\/35025294310_c2dea5e806_b.jpg?imgmax=300\");'><\/a>\u00a0<a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/photos\/105138568577624786912\/albums\/6435982425486798257\/6435982426865840002?authkey=CL_-wqWAyYGtRQ' style='width:50px;height:50px;display:inline-block;background-size:cover;background-image:url(\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-_RKi5ijd4QU\/WVEz6v3-r4I\/AAAAAAABuTA\/bRzrJ2bNVygmcawkoAzFJkh_PV5b2wlBQCL0BGAs\/2017-06-26_9-46-08.png?imgmax=300\");'><\/a>\u00a0<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/photos\/105138568577624786912\/albums\/6435982425486798257?authkey=CL_-wqWAyYGtRQ'>In Album 6\/26\/17<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My kids are alike in many ways, but they are definitely individuals in ways I&#39;ve tried to articulate in the past. Yesterday, they gave me a single story that illustrates each of them, perfectly. We had to drop off Kaylee at camp, and after the paperwork and unpacking in the cabin, everyone was supposed to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2017\/06\/youre-already-outnumbered\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;You&#039;re Already Outnumbered&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[684],"tags":[20,238],"class_list":["post-16205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-and-politics","tag-blog","tag-google"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}