{"id":1506,"date":"2009-06-03T22:56:40","date_gmt":"2009-06-04T04:56:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2009\/06\/twitter-updates-for-2009-06-03\/"},"modified":"2009-06-18T14:07:21","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T20:07:21","slug":"twitter-updates-for-2009-06-03","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2009\/06\/twitter-updates-for-2009-06-03\/","title":{"rendered":"Updates for 2009-06-03"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Tomorrow&#8217;s PTA game called on account of swine flu* epidemic**. (* &#8211; Maybe. ** &#8211; Person who lives here.) More &#8220;news&#8221; as I learn\/concoct it. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/2012701778\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Coworker&#8217;s 21 yo son revealed that his friends hang around the house because they think she&#8217;s a MILF. Problem: She is not. No. Really. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/2018402889\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Also: if you&#8217;re that person, why are you telling me this story? Do you seek corroborating testimony, because&#8230; *snake eyes* <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/2018411850\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Adrift: Deidre was the only one on hand for the &#8216;display&#8217; that put Yoren in solitary. There w.. <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/qs2cqe\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/qs2cqe<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/2023184095\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"aktt_credit\">Powered by <a href=\"http:\/\/alexking.org\/projects\/wordpress\">Twitter Tools<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow&#8217;s PTA game called on account of swine flu* epidemic**. (* &#8211; Maybe. ** &#8211; Person who lives here.) More &#8220;news&#8221; as I learn\/concoct it. # Coworker&#8217;s 21 yo son revealed that his friends hang around the house because they think she&#8217;s a MILF. Problem: She is not. No. Really. # Also: if you&#8217;re that &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2009\/06\/twitter-updates-for-2009-06-03\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Updates for 2009-06-03&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-1506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-untidy-heap","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1506"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1550,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1506\/revisions\/1550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}