{"id":1496,"date":"2009-05-29T22:56:40","date_gmt":"2009-05-30T04:56:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2009\/05\/twitter-updates-for-2009-05-29\/"},"modified":"2009-06-18T15:02:10","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T21:02:10","slug":"twitter-updates-for-2009-05-29","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2009\/05\/twitter-updates-for-2009-05-29\/","title":{"rendered":"Updates for 2009-05-29"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Stuck down another well. Someone call the cops and send a monkey with a sandwich. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/1960400449\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Out of the well. Monkey sandwiches: much appreciated; cookies, even moreso. Now, what to do with my bachelor weekend? Taking suggestions. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/1965549356\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>One of the joys of solo grocery shopping; I can careen around the parking lot in the shooping cart without worrying Kaylee will copy me. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/1965840460\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Adrift: He informs me Yoren will not be released. No apologies. No smile. He doesn&#8217;t try to look so.. <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/ks24dh\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/ks24dh<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/1966161348\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"aktt_credit\">Powered by <a href=\"http:\/\/alexking.org\/projects\/wordpress\">Twitter Tools<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stuck down another well. Someone call the cops and send a monkey with a sandwich. # Out of the well. Monkey sandwiches: much appreciated; cookies, even moreso. Now, what to do with my bachelor weekend? Taking suggestions. # One of the joys of solo grocery shopping; I can careen around the parking lot in the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2009\/05\/twitter-updates-for-2009-05-29\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Updates for 2009-05-29&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-1496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-untidy-heap","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1496"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1556,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496\/revisions\/1556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}