{"id":12500,"date":"2015-07-28T20:02:41","date_gmt":"2015-07-29T03:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2015\/07\/i-dont-know-that-ill-ever-be-someone-who-gets-a-large-passage-of-text-tattooed-in-a-block-across-their-back-or-body\/"},"modified":"2017-01-26T22:19:09","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T05:19:09","slug":"i-dont-know-that-ill-ever-be-someone-who-gets-a-large-passage-of-text-tattooed-in-a-block-across-their-back-or-body","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2015\/07\/i-dont-know-that-ill-ever-be-someone-who-gets-a-large-passage-of-text-tattooed-in-a-block-across-their-back-or-body\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#039;t know that I&#039;ll ever be someone who gets a large passage of text tattooed in a block across their back or body"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But if I were &#8211; if I ever am &#8211; I believe this is what I&#039;d get.<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/brautigan.tumblr.com\/post\/85775192\/i-was-trying-to-describe-you-to-someone-by'><img src='https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/mqhDrY8260taJD1n-apBaeqI7mmbcY7BHNgB9Ef4pfMjexxlGFixlkoyxzpTvP8VDiJnARa26GgGhAsldNag=w120-h120' border='0' \/>I was Trying to Describe You to Someone, by Richard Brautigan<\/a><br \/>I was trying to describe you to someone a few days ago. You don&rsquo;t look like any girl I&rsquo;ve ever seen before.<br \/>\nI couldn&rsquo;t say &ldquo;Well she looks just like Jane Fonda, except that she&rsquo;s got red hair, and her&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But if I were &#8211; if I ever am &#8211; I believe this is what I&#039;d get. I was Trying to Describe You to Someone, by Richard BrautiganI was trying to describe you to someone a few days ago. You don&rsquo;t look like any girl I&rsquo;ve ever seen before. I couldn&rsquo;t say &ldquo;Well she looks &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2015\/07\/i-dont-know-that-ill-ever-be-someone-who-gets-a-large-passage-of-text-tattooed-in-a-block-across-their-back-or-body\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I don&#039;t know that I&#039;ll ever be someone who gets a large passage of text tattooed in a block across their back or body&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[20,238],"class_list":["post-12500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-untidy-heap","tag-blog","tag-google"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12500"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15698,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12500\/revisions\/15698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}