{"id":11769,"date":"2013-10-31T12:41:17","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T19:41:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2013\/10\/today-i-learned-that\/"},"modified":"2017-01-26T22:27:31","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T05:27:31","slug":"today-i-learned-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2013\/10\/today-i-learned-that\/","title":{"rendered":"Today I learned that +"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I learned that <span class=\"proflinkWrapper\"><span class=\"proflinkPrefix\">+<\/span><a class=\"proflink\" href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/104934676936263066609\">Lee Kenyon<\/a><\/span> is a were-pelican.<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/deadspin.com\/5966336\/fuck-you-pelicans-are-awesome-a-defense-of-the-nbas-best-new-team-name'><img src='https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/4-qHlPNR6y9qUWMaFBv9Q9_TKusDEgO34pAZL-WhLhV51eBANrlRnsceXzVa91FzBvlEGYCI54-PSaHqnfSlZCzm-TRepFgs1z2mdx8=w506-h303' border='0' \/>Fuck You, Pelicans Are Awesome: A Defense Of The NBA&#8217;s Best New Team Name<\/a><br \/>So it looks like the New Orleans Hornets are going to change their name to become the Pelicans. You look around, and there are a bunch of smartasses making fun of this new name. Oh, a pelican, that&#8217;s intimidating, they sneer. Well, here&#8217;s what&#8217;s up. These people don&#8217;t know anything about good team names, and they sure as shit don&#8217;t know anything about pelicans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I learned that +Lee Kenyon is a were-pelican. Fuck You, Pelicans Are Awesome: A Defense Of The NBA&#8217;s Best New Team NameSo it looks like the New Orleans Hornets are going to change their name to become the Pelicans. You look around, and there are a bunch of smartasses making fun of this new &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2013\/10\/today-i-learned-that\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Today I learned that +&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-11769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-untidy-heap","tag-google"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11769"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15258,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11769\/revisions\/15258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}