{"id":1146,"date":"2009-04-02T03:10:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-02T09:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2009\/04\/twitter-updates-for-2009-04-02\/"},"modified":"2009-06-18T15:15:59","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T21:15:59","slug":"twitter-updates-for-2009-04-02","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2009\/04\/twitter-updates-for-2009-04-02\/","title":{"rendered":"Updates for 2009-04-02"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Rt @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/tordotcom\">tordotcom<\/a> Fiction World Rocked as Woman Claims No Sexual Attraction to Neil Gaiman <a href=\"http:\/\/short.to\/3d0u\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/short.to\/3d0u<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/1431625941\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Not writing stories anymore; just writing on Twitter. Not Twitter fiction; 140-character summaries of stories I&#8217;d write. It&#8217;s the FUTURE! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/1431915617\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>In 5 years, I&#8217;ll transition from Twitter-summary posts to hashtags with a 6-word limit. By 2019, I&#8217;ll convey plot with meaningful glances. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/1431928934\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>GMail Autopilot: Like you, but better! <a href=\"http:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/help\/autopilot\/index.html\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/help\/autopilot\/index.html<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/1432372097\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Heading out to the airport to pick up @DaphneUn. Letting the two weeks of bachelor-mode die a well-deserved, unmourned death. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/1432383487\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Random Average: I&#8217;ve come up with a new Template for Random Average <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/cadvm9\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/cadvm9<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/1433285934\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Adrift: My second day with the girl and old man. Spent traversing catwalks above a four-mile, half-submer.. <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/cergq2\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/cergq2<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/1433408923\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Thunder, lightning, and SNOW MIXED WITH HAIL. Seriously: W T F, Denver? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/1434563009\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Wow, @angelajames: #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23agentfail\">agentfail<\/a> was completely under my radar til now. Wow. There are some bitter, self-entitled people out there. Wow. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/1434684436\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>2nd attempt at lasagna recipe far, far, FAR below the bar set by attempt 1. Very disappointing. Should have done the farfalle &amp; veggies. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/1435629250\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rt @tordotcom Fiction World Rocked as Woman Claims No Sexual Attraction to Neil Gaiman http:\/\/short.to\/3d0u # Not writing stories anymore; just writing on Twitter. Not Twitter fiction; 140-character summaries of stories I&#8217;d write. It&#8217;s the FUTURE! # In 5 years, I&#8217;ll transition from Twitter-summary posts to hashtags with a 6-word limit. 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