{"id":957,"date":"2009-03-10T09:11:27","date_gmt":"2009-03-10T15:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/?p=957"},"modified":"2009-03-10T09:11:27","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T15:11:27","slug":"the-thing-that-woke-me-up-this-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2009\/03\/the-thing-that-woke-me-up-this-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"The thing that woke me up this morning."},"content":{"rendered":"

“Do it?\u00a0 Did you honestly think I would explain my master stroke if there was the slightest chance you could stop it? I did it 35 minutes ago.” <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

“… really?”<\/p>\n

“Yes Dan, really.”<\/p>\n

*snicker* <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

“… you’re… you’re sure?”<\/p>\n

“Yes<\/em> Dan; I’m the smartest man in the world. I’m sure.”<\/p>\n

*snicker* <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

“Rorschach? Are you…”<\/p>\n

*snicker* <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

“What?\u00a0 What<\/em> is so bloody amusing?” <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

“Daylight savings time, Veidt. Didn’t change clocks.”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

“… oh, bloody hell.”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

“You are such<\/em> an asshole, Adrian.”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Do it?\u00a0 Did you honestly think I would explain my master stroke if there was the slightest chance you could stop it? I did it 35 minutes ago.” “… really?” “Yes Dan, really.” *snicker* “… you’re… you’re sure?” “Yes Dan; I’m the smartest man in the world. I’m sure.” *snicker* “Rorschach? Are you…” *snicker* “What?\u00a0 … <\/p>\n

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