{"id":856,"date":"2001-09-14T11:37:00","date_gmt":"2001-09-14T11:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=856"},"modified":"2001-09-14T11:37:00","modified_gmt":"2001-09-14T11:37:00","slug":"joss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2001\/09\/joss\/","title":{"rendered":"Joss"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I worship Joss Whedon.  Worship.  Woorrrrrrship.  Great writer.  I finally got a chance to read the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonionavclub.com\/avclub3731\/avfeature_3731.html\">Whedon interview<\/a> that Randy sent me about three weeks ago, and it&#8217;s great.<\/p>\n<p>Excerpt: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>X-Men <\/i>was very interesting in that, by that time, I actually had a reputation in television. I was actually somebody. People stopped thinking I was John Sweden on the phone. And then, in <i>X-Men<\/i>, not only did they throw out my script and never tell me about it; they actually invited me to the read-through, having thrown out my entire draft without telling me. I was like, &#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s right! This is the movies! The writer is shit in the movies!&#8221; I&#8217;ll never understand that. I have one line left in that movie. Actually, there are a couple of lines left in that are out of context and make no sense, or are delivered so badly, so terribly&#8230; There&#8217;s one line that&#8217;s left the way I wrote it.<br \/><BR><b>O:<\/b> Which is?<\/p>\n<p><b>JW:<\/b> &#8220;&#8216;It&#8217;s me.&#8217; &#8216;Prove it.&#8217; &#8216;You&#8217;re a dick.'&#8221; Hey, it got a laugh.<Br><Br><b>O:<\/b> It&#8217;s funny that the only lines I really remember from that movie are that one and Storm&#8217;s toad comment.<\/p>\n<p><b>JW:<\/b> Okay, which was also mine, and that&#8217;s the interesting thing. Everybody remembers that as the worst line ever written, but the thing about that is, it was supposed to be delivered as completely offhand. <i>[Adopts casual, bored tone.]<\/i> &#8220;You know what happens when a toad gets hit by lightning?&#8221; Then, after he gets electrocuted, &#8220;Ahhh, pretty much the same thing that happens to anything else.&#8221; But Halle Berry said it like she was Desdemona. <i>[Strident, ringing voice.]<\/i> &#8220;The same thing that happens to everything eeelse!&#8221; That&#8217;s the thing that makes you go crazy.  At least &#8220;You&#8217;re a dick&#8221; got delivered right. The worst thing about these things is that, when the actors say it wrong, it makes the writer look stupid. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>I love it when people tell you what&#8217;s really going on in Hollywood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I worship Joss Whedon. Worship. Woorrrrrrship. Great writer. I finally got a chance to read the Whedon interview that Randy sent me about three weeks ago, and it&#8217;s great. Excerpt: X-Men was very interesting in that, by that time, I actually had a reputation in television. I was actually somebody. People stopped thinking I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2001\/09\/joss\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Joss&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geeky-fanboy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=856"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}