{"id":714,"date":"2002-11-06T11:18:07","date_gmt":"2002-11-06T11:18:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=714"},"modified":"2002-11-06T11:18:07","modified_gmt":"2002-11-06T11:18:07","slug":"everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-doyces-nanowrimo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2002\/11\/everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-doyces-nanowrimo\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Everything I need to know, I learned from Doyce&#8217;s NaNoWriMo&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, we learn how to deal with an assailant, with an example from the heroine of <i>Hidden Things<\/i>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Calliope pointed at the lighted office window. Her heart hammered in her chest. \u201cThere&#8217;s an armed policeman sitting right in there,&#8221; she said. &#8220;You might want to call him for help.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;and then the ass-kicking began. *curtsey*<br \/>\nAs of right now I&#8217;m exactly on track for my word count but I&#8217;m sure to be behind come midnight tonight, since instead of being a good little boy and writing when I get home I&#8217;m going to the No Doubt\/Garbage coliseum tour show.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, we learn how to deal with an assailant, with an example from the heroine of Hidden Things: Calliope pointed at the lighted office window. Her heart hammered in her chest. \u201cThere&#8217;s an armed policeman sitting right in there,&#8221; she said. &#8220;You might want to call him for help.\u201d &#8230;and then the ass-kicking began. *curtsey* &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2002\/11\/everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-doyces-nanowrimo\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8220;Everything I need to know, I learned from Doyce&#8217;s NaNoWriMo&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excerpts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=714"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/714\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}