{"id":710,"date":"2002-11-08T12:38:43","date_gmt":"2002-11-08T12:38:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=710"},"modified":"2002-11-08T12:38:43","modified_gmt":"2002-11-08T12:38:43","slug":"she-has-issues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2002\/11\/she-has-issues\/","title":{"rendered":"She has issues."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just a happy little TGIF gift, an excerpt from the last batch of stuff for <i>Hidden Things<\/i>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;What&#8217;s with the open window?&#8221;<BR><br \/>\n\u201cYou smell like the parts of the coastline where birds have died.\u201d<br \/>\nHe shrugged. \u201cNot a lot of bathing opportunities in my simple life.\u201d He pulled out a mangled but mostly intact cigar from an inner pocket and pointed at a passing road sign. \u201cTurn here. Mind if I smoke since we\u2019re gonna die of pneumonia anyway?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cCould you just shoot yourself in the chest instead?\u201d she said without rancor, taking the exit he\u2019d indicated. \u201cI can tear your trachea out with my bare hands and rub asphalt on your tongue afterwards if that would help you get the buzz. Maybe I could leave your body lying on a pile of burning tires.\u201d<br \/>\nHe simply stared at her, then tucked the cigar away. \u201cYou have issues. You know this?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cIt\u2019s been mentioned before,\u201d she muttered.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a happy little TGIF gift, an excerpt from the last batch of stuff for Hidden Things: &#8220;What&#8217;s with the open window?&#8221; \u201cYou smell like the parts of the coastline where birds have died.\u201d He shrugged. \u201cNot a lot of bathing opportunities in my simple life.\u201d He pulled out a mangled but mostly intact cigar &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2002\/11\/she-has-issues\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;She has issues.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excerpts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}