{"id":638,"date":"2003-04-15T16:13:53","date_gmt":"2003-04-15T16:13:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=638"},"modified":"2003-04-15T16:13:53","modified_gmt":"2003-04-15T16:13:53","slug":"knock-knock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2003\/04\/knock-knock\/","title":{"rendered":"knock knock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another Murphy&#8217;s Rule:  someone you just met and want to make a good impression with will drop in to chat right when you&#8217;re fiften seconds into doing today&#8217;s <a title=\"one word. so little time.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oneword.invisibleland.tv\/\">one word<\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<b><i>enemy<\/i><\/b><br \/>\n<i>&#8220;The only thing that&#8217;s really worth counting,&#8221; I said, &#8220;is the list of people who are trying to kill you.&#8221;<br \/>\nHe looked askance at me and took a drink.  &#8220;It&#8217;s not exactly a new theory.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You&#8217;ve got a lot going for you,&#8221; I said, not really by way of response.  &#8220;Since I&#8217;m one of the guys on your list.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another Murphy&#8217;s Rule: someone you just met and want to make a good impression with will drop in to chat right when you&#8217;re fiften seconds into doing today&#8217;s one word<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}