{"id":597,"date":"2003-06-02T12:01:18","date_gmt":"2003-06-02T12:01:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=597"},"modified":"2003-06-02T12:01:18","modified_gmt":"2003-06-02T12:01:18","slug":"a-funny-thing-happened-at-the-intergalactic-non-sentient-bazaar-and-trade-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2003\/06\/a-funny-thing-happened-at-the-intergalactic-non-sentient-bazaar-and-trade-show\/","title":{"rendered":"A funny thing happened at the Intergalactic Non-Sentient Bazaar and Trade Show&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"one word. so little time.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oneword.invisibleland.tv\/\">one word<\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not my <font color=\"red\">fault<\/font>!&#8221;<Br><br \/>\n&#8220;You <i>are<\/i> the one that brought that frog into the &#8211;&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8220;Please! I didn&#8217;t know&#8230; I couldn&#8217;t <i>possibly<\/i> know those two species were mortal enemies &#8212; they aren&#8217;t even from the same continent!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Regardless, the bill for damages remains and <i>you<\/i>, sir, are the only responsible party still standing.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>one word<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excerpts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=597"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/597\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}