{"id":586,"date":"2003-06-13T07:45:18","date_gmt":"2003-06-13T07:45:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=586"},"modified":"2003-06-13T07:45:18","modified_gmt":"2003-06-13T07:45:18","slug":"it-must-be-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2003\/06\/it-must-be-mine\/","title":{"rendered":"IT MUST BE MINE!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With whom must I engage in [oral service of choice] to get <a title=\"Amazon.com: Fossil Wrist PDA with Palm OS - Metal\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/B00009QR9X\/104-8510600-7495901?v=glance&#038;s=electronics&#038;me=ATVPDKIKX0DER&#038;vi=pictures&#038;img=14\">this<\/a>?<br \/>\nOkay, I don&#8217;t actually want it.  I&#8217;ll admit that.  I do, however, want to see one work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With whom must I engage in [oral service of choice] to get this? Okay, I don&#8217;t actually want it. I&#8217;ll admit that. I do, however, want to see one work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geeky-fanboy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}