{"id":340,"date":"2005-08-18T14:43:12","date_gmt":"2005-08-18T14:43:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=340"},"modified":"2005-08-18T14:43:12","modified_gmt":"2005-08-18T14:43:12","slug":"havent-done-one-of-these-in-a-while","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2005\/08\/havent-done-one-of-these-in-a-while\/","title":{"rendered":"Haven&#8217;t done one of these in a while&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"one word. so little time.\" href=\"http:\/\/oneword.com\/\">one word.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nI <u>hurl<\/u>ed the net against the far wall. &#8220;This is stupid, we&#8217;re never gonna catch the damn thing.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Don&#8217;t &#8211;&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Stop,&#8221; I said, dropping into a chair. &#8220;Forget it. We fed it, and it&#8217;s after midnight. We&#8217;re screwed.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>one word.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excerpts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}