{"id":2825,"date":"2010-08-17T18:30:39","date_gmt":"2010-08-18T01:30:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/?p=2825"},"modified":"2010-08-17T18:30:39","modified_gmt":"2010-08-18T01:30:39","slug":"maintaining-my-eligibility-for-the-special-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2010\/08\/maintaining-my-eligibility-for-the-special-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"Maintaining my Eligibility for the Special Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Kaylee:<\/strong> Is this chicken, Daddy?<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> Yes, it&#8217;s a special kind of chicken. It&#8217;s called &#8216;tofu&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>I was tired, and I didn&#8217;t want to get into a long food debate. Sue me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kaylee: Is this chicken, Daddy? Me: Yes, it&#8217;s a special kind of chicken. It&#8217;s called &#8216;tofu&#8217;. I was tired, and I didn&#8217;t want to get into a long food debate. Sue me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[224,14,223],"class_list":["post-2825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-afk","tag-good-parenting","tag-kaylee","tag-special-hell"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2825"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2826,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2825\/revisions\/2826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}