{"id":2709,"date":"2010-06-20T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-20T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2010\/06\/updates-for-the-week-of-2010-06-20\/"},"modified":"2010-06-20T08:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-06-20T15:00:00","slug":"updates-for-the-week-of-2010-06-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2010\/06\/updates-for-the-week-of-2010-06-20\/","title":{"rendered":"Updates for the week of 2010-06-20"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Sodding allergies. Stupid 5am. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/cnJAGW\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/cnJAGW<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16067128855\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Rollerderby? (<a href=\"http:\/\/j.mp\/96hcHA\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/j.mp\/96hcHA<\/a>) &#8211; @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/daphneun\" class=\"aktt_username\">daphneun<\/a>&#39;s been pining for a roller derby date night&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16108206272\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&quot;A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. &quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/flic.kr\/p\/8abmnu\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/flic.kr\/p\/8abmnu<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16119274375\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Yep, @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/chuckwendig\" class=\"aktt_username\">chuckwendig<\/a> speaks sooth again. The emotional core of your story: <a href=\"http:\/\/is.gd\/cOUh0\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/is.gd\/cOUh0<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16151943906\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Adrift: \u201cDaddy, I wanna do laser.\u201d<br \/>\nI sniffed, hard, rubbing at my nose before stabbing the \u2018pulse\u2019 plunger on the &#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/bVZ6wa\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/bVZ6wa<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16173578705\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Would very much like to see this. Now, please. <a href=\"http:\/\/is.gd\/cPmQC\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/is.gd\/cPmQC<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16182336960\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>If you watch only one intelligent, informative youtube video today, make it: <a href=\"http:\/\/is.gd\/cQiWa\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/is.gd\/cQiWa<\/a> #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23netneutrality\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">netneutrality<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16232416692\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ChuckWendig\" class=\"aktt_username\">ChuckWendig<\/a>: The Oatmeal would like to school you on the Ins and Outs of irony. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/ahCVqs\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/ahCVqs<\/a> &#8211; Key takeaway: don&#39;t debate irony. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16233490678\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ChuckWendig\" class=\"aktt_username\">ChuckWendig<\/a>: I grow weary of games that spam. &quot;So-and-so is playing Dragon Age&#8230; Or is he?&quot; &#8212; Who cares? Don&#39;t auto-tweet. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16258007576\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&quot;If you don\u2019t like someone, and they don\u2019t like you, that\u2019s not a problem. That\u2019s a mutual understanding.&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/is.gd\/cRwAu\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/is.gd\/cRwAu<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16309877260\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&quot;Gaming is girls who know that the best way to a man\u2019s heart is with a melee attack. I love gaming.&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/dh2wP4\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/dh2wP4<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16313906993\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Just wrapped up a resume cover letter with: &quot;In short, I am the best [profession] you will ever meet.&quot; #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23softsell\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">softsell<\/a> #humility <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16397612129\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Wow. @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/DaphneUn\" class=\"aktt_username\">DaphneUn<\/a> is so excited about going to see the A-Team movie, she&#39;s singing the theme song&#8230; Of Magnum P.I. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23what\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">what<\/a> #mustbelove <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16420873391\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>She&#39;s already said it to me. Twice. RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/DaphneUn\" class=\"aktt_username\">DaphneUn<\/a>: New favorite response to &quot;what are you doing?&quot;: &quot;Trying to fly the tank.&quot; #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23ATeamRULEZ\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">ATeamRULEZ<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16429557587\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My daughter is informing people that, for Father&#39;s Day, I would like to go to Chuck E. Cheese. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23mybabyliedonme\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">mybabyliedonme<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16433325723\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Man, it&#39;s so great to scroll back through Twitter and hit updates I already read from only five hours ago. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23notreally\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">notreally<\/a> #allergiessuck <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16462482804\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Adrift: We\u2019re able seal both hatches leading into this service area and catch our breath. The Voice can\u2019t pop a ma&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/9RtFVe\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/9RtFVe<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16463643003\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>As I&#39;m unwilling to lose contact with Facebook people, spent\/destroyed the morning creating a FB echo chamber account. Now? Actual work. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16484084912\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Okay, I kinda want one of these Fishy Farm self-contained units. <a href=\"http:\/\/is.gd\/cUpCi\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/is.gd\/cUpCi<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16485932408\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Getting my ass kicked my Skullcrusher Mountain on Lego Rock Band. Curse you, @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/jonathancoulton\" class=\"aktt_username\">jonathancoulton<\/a>! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16516749340\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/cmpriest\" class=\"aktt_username\">cmpriest<\/a>: A lesson: What looks perfectly innocent in a cam phone window becomes daytime hooker offering nickle nooners on Twitpic. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16525078866\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>You know&#8230; Twitter is about 60 to 80 percent static when you&#39;re reading it on a links-unfriendly platform. We&#39;re not TALKING. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16526136358\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&quot;Thinking you&#39;ll only be happy when you win is the surest way of never being happy.&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/cgioza\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/cgioza<\/a> (I just lost The Game.) <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16542139045\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Just started this week&#39;s Who and, watching the &#39;previously on&#39; I feel I must reiterate DO NOT MOUNT THE RING IN THE TARDIS CONSOLE, RORY. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/16588902367\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sodding allergies. Stupid 5am. http:\/\/bit.ly\/cnJAGW # Rollerderby? (http:\/\/j.mp\/96hcHA) &#8211; @daphneun&#39;s been pining for a roller derby date night&#8230; # &quot;A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. &quot; http:\/\/flic.kr\/p\/8abmnu # Yep, @chuckwendig speaks sooth again. The emotional core of your story: http:\/\/is.gd\/cOUh0 # Adrift: \u201cDaddy, I wanna do &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2010\/06\/updates-for-the-week-of-2010-06-20\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Updates for the week of 2010-06-20&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-2709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-untidy-heap","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}