{"id":2658,"date":"2010-05-09T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-09T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2010\/05\/updates-for-the-week-of-2010-05-09\/"},"modified":"2010-05-09T08:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-09T15:00:00","slug":"updates-for-the-week-of-2010-05-09","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2010\/05\/updates-for-the-week-of-2010-05-09\/","title":{"rendered":"Updates for the week of 2010-05-09"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>The new ultimate Daleks have been revealed. <a href=\"http:\/\/is.gd\/bRBLw\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/is.gd\/bRBLw<\/a> #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23whatweretheythinking\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">whatweretheythinking<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13278960012\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Seriously, what the hell is my hair doing today? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13316052329\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>If President Obama loses the next election\u2026 (<a href=\"http:\/\/j.mp\/crrImn\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/j.mp\/crrImn<\/a>) &#8211; &quot;The jokes are brought to you by Goldman Sachs.&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13318637779\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I shaved my beard off. @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/daphneun\" class=\"aktt_username\">daphneun<\/a> failed to notice for&#8230; oh, the entire day. Perception is her dump-stat. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13329576296\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>It&#39;ll be back. Daughter vetoed the scratchiness, and I fold quickly when daughter snuggling is withheld. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13329701807\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Just broadcast to my Steam Network: &quot;Your friend DoyceT is now playing: WriteMonkey.&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/dySRVK\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/dySRVK<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13330104949\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Action Figure Rules: <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/bDcFCp\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/bDcFCp<\/a><br \/>\n (via @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/chuckwendig\" class=\"aktt_username\">chuckwendig<\/a>) <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13366926514\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Aww damn. Screwed up the very last pass with the clippers. Left a gouge that required a clipper setting best described as &quot;the Locke look&quot;. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13372981081\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Two upsides: 1. excellent for scalp health. 2. Now that I look like an effing parole risk, I&#39;m *guaranteed* a face to face job interview. :P <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13373057563\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Adrift: The next 100 steps feel like they take two months. No shots; things start moving normal speed again. I can&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/cjFmzS\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/cjFmzS<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13388090755\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Three_Star_Dave\" class=\"aktt_username\">Three_Star_Dave<\/a>: I looking forward to &quot;LOST&quot; being over&#8230; so I can stop hearing people talking about how &quot;LOST&quot; is nearly over. Really. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13428313958\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Attempting to achieve Facebook escape velocity. Will check back in 15 days to see if it actually worked. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13432755257\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Adrift: The chronometer says that those 100 steps took about one minute. And two months. Wait, what? WHAT? <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/c4ABk9\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/c4ABk9<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13433971737\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Lost fans, understand: I like *you*. Abrams&#39; trend: raise questions\/issues and not resolve them &#8211; means I dread the conclusion of your show. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13437803650\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I concede my anticipation of post-Lost teeth gnashing might simply be my own flinching of the twice-burned, thrice-shy. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13437868019\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Fun fact: I cannot actually open my eyes wide enough to show the whites all the way around. Can you? #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fictionclichemythbusters\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">fictionclichemythbusters<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13444003628\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Everything is amazing&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/is.gd\/bWZz6\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/is.gd\/bWZz6<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13491511568\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Six Things You Need to Know About Facebook Connections (<a href=\"http:\/\/j.mp\/9IW32z\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/j.mp\/9IW32z<\/a>) &#8211; Deleted my FB account yesterday. I&#39;m done. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13493593211\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I highly recommend a cup of cookie crisp has a not-unhealthy, mid-afternoon, chocolate-like snack. *crunches* <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13505952866\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Adrift: Jon and Dierdre\u2019s read the same: two months since we got off the Bin. D says she might know why, but her e&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/9ZLgxu\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/9ZLgxu<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13526041002\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The Zombie Table! A Product You Can Really Get Behind! (<a href=\"http:\/\/j.mp\/bB25nH\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/j.mp\/bB25nH<\/a>) &#8211; Yeah, I want this. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13551003477\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Dear Internet: I have relinquished control of @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/daphneun\" class=\"aktt_username\">daphneun<\/a>&#39;s GChat window &#8212; you may now proceed as normal. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13555996650\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Is it possible to construct a voodoo doll representing a company, rather than a person? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13558628333\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Is it possible to construct a voodoo doll representing a company, rather than a person? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13558628249\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Danger Patrol Art: Nate Marcel (<a href=\"http:\/\/j.mp\/cclvja\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/j.mp\/cclvja<\/a>) &#8211; Yeah, this is pretty much how the game goes. It is that crazy. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13564203723\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Put Down the Diet Soda and Back Away (<a href=\"http:\/\/j.mp\/dx7nU8\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/j.mp\/dx7nU8<\/a>) &#8211; Well, crap. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13584011072\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Adrift: Every pilot\u2019s manual explains why FTL travel is impossible, and concludes with \u201cThen we found an old ship &#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/cpYG6e\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/cpYG6e<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13588373753\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Adrift: Deirdre\u2019s long explanation (which still feels dumbed-down) is that this impossible station is old; time di&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/9rXg12\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/9rXg12<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/13615306298\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The new ultimate Daleks have been revealed. http:\/\/is.gd\/bRBLw #whatweretheythinking # Seriously, what the hell is my hair doing today? # If President Obama loses the next election\u2026 (http:\/\/j.mp\/crrImn) &#8211; &quot;The jokes are brought to you by Goldman Sachs.&quot; # I shaved my beard off. @daphneun failed to notice for&#8230; oh, the entire day. 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