{"id":2253,"date":"2009-12-08T00:46:34","date_gmt":"2009-12-08T06:46:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/?p=2253"},"modified":"2009-12-08T00:46:57","modified_gmt":"2009-12-08T06:46:57","slug":"a-short-course-on-surviving-the-web","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2009\/12\/a-short-course-on-surviving-the-web\/","title":{"rendered":"A short course on surviving the web:"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<ol>\n<li>Everything\u2019s amplified. Except subtlety.<\/li>\n<li>Say things you believe are true.<\/li>\n<li>No one understands; no one cares.<\/li>\n<li>Never explain yourself.<\/li>\n<li>Apologize less; think more.<\/li>\n<li>Avatars aren\u2019t people; people aren\u2019t avatars; \u201cfriends\u201d aren\u2019t friends.<\/li>\n<li>Everyone thinks you\u2019re talking to them. Seriously.<\/li>\n<li>Distinguish attacks against people from attacks against one person.<\/li>\n<li>Assume everyone is alone, drunk, and a little heavier than they\u2019d like.<\/li>\n<li>Never argue in public. Fucking never.<\/li>\n<li>When in doubt, take it offline.<\/li>\n<li>Filter, filter.<\/li>\n<li>Embrace \u201chypocrisy.\u201d It drives critics crazy.<\/li>\n<li>Remember who your (real) friends are.<\/li>\n<li>Remember who you are.<\/li>\n<li>Remember you can always stop. Anything. Any time.<\/li>\n<li>Never make lists of rules.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kungfugrippe.com\/post\/273685587\/indefensible-i-dont-know-how-anybody-with-a\">kung fu grippe : indefensible<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everything\u2019s amplified. Except subtlety. Say things you believe are true. No one understands; no one cares. Never explain yourself. Apologize less; think more. Avatars aren\u2019t people; people aren\u2019t avatars; \u201cfriends\u201d aren\u2019t friends. Everyone thinks you\u2019re talking to them. Seriously. Distinguish attacks against people from attacks against one person. Assume everyone is alone, drunk, and a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2009\/12\/a-short-course-on-surviving-the-web\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A short course on surviving the web:&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[160],"class_list":["post-2253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-resources","tag-internets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2253"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2255,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2253\/revisions\/2255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}