{"id":208,"date":"2008-02-16T07:20:26","date_gmt":"2008-02-16T07:20:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=208"},"modified":"2008-02-16T07:20:26","modified_gmt":"2008-02-16T07:20:26","slug":"experiencing-technical-difficulties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2008\/02\/experiencing-technical-difficulties\/","title":{"rendered":"Experiencing Technical Difficulties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.doycetesterman.com\/img\/eye-thumb-150x118.gif\" width=\"150\" height=\"118\" class=\"mt-image-left\" style=\"float: left; margin: 0 10px 10px 0;\"\/>While toddlers are generally soft and pliable creatures, it turns out they do not interact with one&#8217;s eyeball very well.  Live and learn.<br \/>\nFor the next few days I&#8217;m going to be cultivating a dashing new look and pretending that words like &#8216;avast&#8217; and &#8216;matey&#8217; and &#8216;swab&#8217; are necessary adjuncts to an eye patch designed to protect a pretty badly scratched cornea.<br \/>\nKate informs me that if my condition persists, we&#8217;re going to ditch the Double Down swing band for the reception and go with a Pirate-themed wedding, including a parrot sidekick for the bride.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m considering faking it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While toddlers are generally soft and pliable creatures, it turns out they do not interact with one&#8217;s eyeball very well. Live and learn. For the next few days I&#8217;m going to be cultivating a dashing new look and pretending that words like &#8216;avast&#8217; and &#8216;matey&#8217; and &#8216;swab&#8217; are necessary adjuncts to an eye patch designed &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2008\/02\/experiencing-technical-difficulties\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Experiencing Technical Difficulties&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-afk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}