{"id":16274,"date":"2019-03-09T22:46:47","date_gmt":"2019-03-10T05:46:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/?p=16274"},"modified":"2019-03-09T22:46:47","modified_gmt":"2019-03-10T05:46:47","slug":"conversation-with-my-daughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2019\/03\/conversation-with-my-daughter\/","title":{"rendered":"Conversation with my daughter"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Get in the car, goomba.”<\/p>\n

“I’m not a goomba.”<\/p>\n

“You’re a roomba-goomba.”<\/p>\n

“That’s… I’m not… that’s not even a thing that’s possible! What is that?”<\/p>\n

“Well, a roomba is a robot that vacuums people’s houses, and a goomba is a mushroom person that walks around, so a roomba-goomba is a robot mushroom person who walks around, vacuuming people’s houses… I guess.”<\/p>\n

“I’m definitely not a roomba-goomba.”<\/p>\n

“You’re sure?”<\/p>\n

“I don’t VACUUM.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Get in the car, goomba.” “I’m not a goomba.” “You’re a roomba-goomba.” “That’s… I’m not… that’s not even a thing that’s possible! What is that?” “Well, a roomba is a robot that vacuums people’s houses, and a goomba is a mushroom person that walks around, so a roomba-goomba is a robot mushroom person who walks … <\/p>\n

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