{"id":16130,"date":"2017-02-02T15:01:39","date_gmt":"2017-02-02T22:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2017\/02\/jinkies\/"},"modified":"2017-02-02T15:05:25","modified_gmt":"2017-02-02T22:05:25","slug":"jinkies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2017\/02\/jinkies\/","title":{"rendered":"Jinkies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In pretty much any story &#8211; any fiction, that is &#8211; the amount of blatantly greedy and\/or evil shit being pushed out by Trump&#39;s administration would see him shut down and tied to a chair by a group of plucky teenagers <i>days<\/i> ago.<\/p>\n<p>And yet, nothing. He just keeps adding to the pile. Old Man Withers isn&#39;t even <i>wearing<\/i> the swamp monster mask &#8211; he doesn&#39;t think he needs to, and so far it looks like he&#39;s right.<\/p>\n<p>Nobody listens to the hippies in the van. <\/p>\n<p>And even if they do, they don&#39;t (or can&#39;t?) <i>do<\/i> anything.<\/p>\n<p>Trump and his cronies took a look at the board and decided the other side just flat-out doesn&#39;t have enough pieces in play to stop one. goddamn. thing. they do.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/jinkies.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"700\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16131\" srcset=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/jinkies.jpg 700w, http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/jinkies-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/jinkies-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/jinkies-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In pretty much any story &#8211; any fiction, that is &#8211; the amount of blatantly greedy and\/or evil shit being pushed out by Trump&#39;s administration would see him shut down and tied to a chair by a group of plucky teenagers days ago. And yet, nothing. He just keeps adding to the pile. Old Man &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2017\/02\/jinkies\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Jinkies&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[684],"tags":[20,238],"class_list":["post-16130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-and-politics","tag-blog","tag-google"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16130"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16132,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16130\/revisions\/16132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}