{"id":11972,"date":"2014-09-26T18:20:27","date_gmt":"2014-09-27T01:20:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2014\/09\/my-mobile-rules\/"},"modified":"2017-01-26T22:20:54","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T05:20:54","slug":"my-mobile-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2014\/09\/my-mobile-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"My Mobile Phone Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. No cases on a durable phone that will be valueless old tech in two years when I get a new one. (a)<\/sup><\/p>\n<\/li>\n
  2. No shitty three dollar plastic film to ‘protect’ nigh-fucking-indestructible gorilla glass screens.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    a<\/strong> – Protective cases become viable when the devices they encompass get heavy enough to qualify as tablets; in other words, when their own weight makes it more likely they can’t withstand being dropped. (b)<\/sup><\/p>\n

    b<\/strong> – Corollary: don’t buy a phone that, according to the above rule, is effectively a tablet.<\/p>\n

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    No cases on a durable phone that will be valueless old tech in two years when I get a new one. (a) No shitty three dollar plastic film to ‘protect’ nigh-fucking-indestructible gorilla glass screens. a – Protective cases become viable when the devices they encompass get heavy enough to qualify as tablets; in other words, … <\/p>\n

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