{"id":11874,"date":"2013-08-19T12:14:30","date_gmt":"2013-08-19T19:14:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2013\/08\/look-heres-how-it-works-for-me\/"},"modified":"2017-01-26T22:28:25","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T05:28:25","slug":"look-heres-how-it-works-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2013\/08\/look-heres-how-it-works-for-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Look, here&#039;s how it works for me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;Welcome to the dystopian present. I always thought it would be a lot more foggy and rainy. &quot;<\/p>\n<p><i>Originally shared by <a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/105138568577624786912'>+Jerome Comeau<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n<p>Look, here&#039;s how it works for me.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#039;t want my government to protect me from terrorists; protecting me from terrorists is basically impossible anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I want my government to protect me from <i>corporations<\/i>. Because those motherfuckers are straight-up trying to kill me <i>every fucking day<\/i> and not for ideological reasons, but for <i>cash<\/i>. I can generally converse with an ideologue, one way or another, but mercenaries just don&#039;t give a damn about anything but money.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;Welcome to the dystopian present. I always thought it would be a lot more foggy and rainy. &quot; Originally shared by +Jerome Comeau Look, here&#039;s how it works for me. I don&#039;t want my government to protect me from terrorists; protecting me from terrorists is basically impossible anyway. I want my government to protect me &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2013\/08\/look-heres-how-it-works-for-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Look, here&#039;s how it works for me&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-11874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-untidy-heap","tag-google"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11874"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15152,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11874\/revisions\/15152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}