{"id":11859,"date":"2013-08-24T08:13:18","date_gmt":"2013-08-24T15:13:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2013\/08\/my-go-to-fortress-for-the-zombie-apocalypse\/"},"modified":"2017-01-26T22:28:15","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T05:28:15","slug":"my-go-to-fortress-for-the-zombie-apocalypse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2013\/08\/my-go-to-fortress-for-the-zombie-apocalypse\/","title":{"rendered":"My go-to fortress for the zombie apocalypse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My go-to fortress for the zombie apocalypse.<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/nasa-to-sell-giant-shuttle-launch-platforms-wont-help-1189413348'><img src='https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/NITHOyhmgWyz0cXOvlR_5CH61YuvZi3Y-BIHLYFjbI5OwnLkDF_MZuDKdhdAgq8Ymw7SITytOLiJLOFJxhugbAJpV7tsuK-_LAShUfk=w506-h303' border='0' \/>You Can Buy NASA&#8217;s Giant Launch Platforms&mdash;Assuming You Can Move Them<\/a><br \/>The shuttle program is dead. That&#8217;s sad. But the parts that made up the shuttle program have morphed into one massively absurd estate sale, the likes of which hoarders have only ever dreamed of. And that&#8217;s absolutely wonderful. You&#8217;ll soon be able to bid on one of the three genuine, 4,115-ton launch platforms that shot all of our wildest hopes in dreams into the great beyond&mdash;shipping not included.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My go-to fortress for the zombie apocalypse. You Can Buy NASA&#8217;s Giant Launch Platforms&mdash;Assuming You Can Move ThemThe shuttle program is dead. That&#8217;s sad. But the parts that made up the shuttle program have morphed into one massively absurd estate sale, the likes of which hoarders have only ever dreamed of. And that&#8217;s absolutely wonderful. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2013\/08\/my-go-to-fortress-for-the-zombie-apocalypse\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;My go-to fortress for the zombie apocalypse&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-11859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-untidy-heap","tag-google"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11859"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11859\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15168,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11859\/revisions\/15168"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}