{"id":11511,"date":"2014-05-15T06:12:16","date_gmt":"2014-05-15T13:12:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2014\/05\/zoes-playing-accompanying-her-activities-with-the-requisite-gibberish-shrieks\/"},"modified":"2017-01-26T22:24:38","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T05:24:38","slug":"zoes-playing-accompanying-her-activities-with-the-requisite-gibberish-shrieks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2014\/05\/zoes-playing-accompanying-her-activities-with-the-requisite-gibberish-shrieks\/","title":{"rendered":"Zoe&#039;s playing, accompanying her activities with the requisite gibberish shrieks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;You&#039;re very loud, Zoe,&quot; I say.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I&#039;m a baby, Daddy,&quot; Kate replies in &#039;Zoe-voice.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;You&#039;re a Testerman baby, baby,&quot; I reply.<\/p>\n<p>I&#039;m starting to suspect, given all the evidence, that when it comes to &#039;loud&#039;, it&#039;s the &#039;Testerman&#039; part to blame, more than the &#039;baby&#039; part.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;You&#039;re very loud, Zoe,&quot; I say. &quot;I&#039;m a baby, Daddy,&quot; Kate replies in &#039;Zoe-voice.&quot; &quot;You&#039;re a Testerman baby, baby,&quot; I reply. I&#039;m starting to suspect, given all the evidence, that when it comes to &#039;loud&#039;, it&#039;s the &#039;Testerman&#039; part to blame, more than the &#039;baby&#039; part.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[686],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-11511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","tag-google"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11511"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15465,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11511\/revisions\/15465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}