{"id":11381,"date":"2014-08-09T09:01:48","date_gmt":"2014-08-09T16:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2014\/08\/i-continue-to-want-to-believe-this-is-a-joke\/"},"modified":"2017-01-26T22:22:38","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T05:22:38","slug":"i-continue-to-want-to-believe-this-is-a-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2014\/08\/i-continue-to-want-to-believe-this-is-a-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I continue to want to believe this is a joke&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;I continue to want to believe this is a joke.&quot;<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2014\/08\/09\/in-which-amazon-calls-you-to-defend-the-realm\/'><img src='https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/suC7GCJHse32xW4W5Ck113lPdcxC4wlf8skLoDI6GC2F3-6IW1IyaNaYkfizLakwiMLpDrymAfA99ok2Hxme59OfZeKru1GicG0wSaMK=w120-h120' border='0' \/>In Which Amazon Calls You To Defend The Realm<\/a><br \/>Listen, I don&#8217;t know what the fuck is going on, because our toddler was awake until approximately blarp o&#8217;clock last night and I can barely see through the sleep still desperately clinging to my ey&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;I continue to want to believe this is a joke.&quot; In Which Amazon Calls You To Defend The RealmListen, I don&#8217;t know what the fuck is going on, because our toddler was awake until approximately blarp o&#8217;clock last night and I can barely see through the sleep still desperately clinging to my ey&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[13,42],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-11381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-writing","tag-google"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11381"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15594,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11381\/revisions\/15594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}