“Officer Hobsmythe, in your report, you state you subdued the… irate hobgoblin with a binding spell.” “Yessir.” “… You reported your service wand damaged beyond use after the incident last weekend.” “… Yessir.” “So, if you don’t mind my asking…” “I improvised. Sir.” “You improvised. A wand.” “Yessir.” “And that… Worked.” “Yessir. Fairly well, actually.” … Continue reading Hobsmythe