Adrift, Episode 1 (Podcast)

A couple caveats:

  • I’ve never done my own podcast before.
  • My headset sucks.
  • Adrift is a first draft.

So why am I doing this?

  • I’ve never done a podcast before, and I think it’d be fun.
  • I always, ALWAYS share whatever I’m writing for NaNoWriMo as I’m writing it, because (a) I have no shame and (b) it helps me stay motivated to keep at it.

And honestly? I don’t think it’s too damn bad. I’d welcome your comments and thoughts. Barring that, I just hope you enjoy it.

Here we go…

#NaNoWriMo: Babble On

“Everything a writer learns about the art or craft of fiction takes just a little away from his need or desire to write at all. In the end he knows all of the tricks and has nothing to say.” — Raymond Chandler

I don’t give much in the way of actual writing advice, for two reasons.

  1. You kind of have to figure that stuff out for yourself, or it won’t stick.
  2. I don’t actually pay that much attention to writing advice. The only ‘writing book’ I’ve ever finished is On Writing, and I have to reread it periodically, because what I don’t already know didn’t stick.

Also: I give bad advice, and you shouldn’t listen to me. (So that’s three reasons.)

Also also: I’m not sure it makes things that much better. Okay, yes: I avoid adverbs and prepositional phrases absolutely as much as I can, within reason. (You see what I did there?) I try to use punctuation correctly and I check my Strunk and White when I’m not sure. That’s just mechanics, though; proper tool use.

But any discussion on style and theme and premise and that sorta stuff? Masturbatory, is what that is. (IMO, YMMV, Offer Void, et cetera.)

‘Style’ is ‘how you write’, which (a) you already have and (b) is changing throughout your life anyway so don’t worry about it. It’s like thinking really hard about your socks every time you take a step.

Theme and premise? Hell if I know.

Theme and premise are the kinds of things that make people ask “What were you trying to say when you first introduced the duplicitous character, standing in front of a building with a facade?” (At which point I’m thinking: “I dunno… it’s a shitty little street. Shitty buildings on shitty streets have facades.”)

Thinking about theme and premise while you’re in the middle of your first draft (to bleed out my analogy even further) is like looking through a telescope to see where you’re going on your walk: you fall down a lot and you don’t see a goddamn thing where you actually are.

Anyway: that kind of stuff will come out unconsciously in little hints and ghosts as you go through the first draft. Revisions and 2nd (and 3rd, and 4th) drafts find those little ghosts and hints and strengthen them into recurring themes and (if you’re inclined toward it) A Message. They are not things you should dwell on during initial writing.

Now, all that stuff up above could possibly be mistaken for Writing Advice, but it isn’t. I’m not telling you about something you should do, I’m telling about shit you shouldn’t do. Should not, in fact, even think about.

Why do I even mention it, then?

Because today is Day Five, and sometime either today or tomorrow you’re going kind of get your bearings on the story — to get a sense of what’s actually happening. Your characters will stop flailing around quite so much and actually Set Out To Do Something.

And you might catch the barest hint of something that looks like a Theme. (Or a Premise, maybe; fuck if I can tell em apart.)

And in seeing that strange beast for the first time this month, you might feel compelled to pursue it.

Do not. Just keep piling on the words. Keep telling the story.

Don’t get fancy. Don’t have a style. Just write things the way you write things.

Let’s go back to the righteous Reverend Chandler.

“Throw up into your typewriter every morning.” – Raymond Chandler

Babble on, guys. Build the teetering, leaning, unstable tower. When you hit that point (and you will) where you realize that – maybe – you know what shape the thing should be when it’s done, don’t freak out. Don’t let on; don’t give it away.

Just build.

We can stabilize the damn thing later.

jenga

#NaNoWriMo: Biting and Sucking are fun, Oooh yeah.

i bite

Just a quick post today. By tomorrow, you’re going to actually know where the story is going for, like, the first time, and we’re going to talk about that, but for today? Quick post.

You’re writing crap.

Yes, you’re biting that elephant to death, but in another very real way you are, as the kids say, “biting it.”

And that’s okay. There’s a freedom and joy in the first draft, because the stuff you’re writing, you’re writing for YOU, and if it sounds horrible the second time you read it, that’s fine, because at least during the process of getting it down on paper, it was awesome.

It brought you joy.

It was play, and sometimes the result of play is dirt and stained clothes and sand in your bathing suit area that will take a week to get out.

We have a lot of sand in our bathing suit area right now, don’t we?

So… let’s see it! (Not the bathing suit area. Eww.) Hop into the comments and trot out the most overwritten chunk of text you’ve dumped on the screen so far. I wanna see!

And, just to prime the well, here’s one of MANY POSSIBLE EXAMPLES from Adrift.

The Drift — what little of it I could see of from our vantage point — was the same as I remember: a vast patchwork quilt of mismatched metal; multi-millennia-deep piles of ships welded into a moon-sized satellite that predates any written history to which anyone from Caliban has access. It’s unsteady orbit – the source of its name – circled an otherwise unremarkable star on the border between what the Concordant Navy called ‘controlled space’ and the Remnants; a location that attracted any number of unsavory Remnant species, vagabonds, vagrants, traders, beggers, mercenaries, killers, crime lords, and those too unlucky to get away from them. It was a huge, dead, beast’s carcass infested throughout by millions of parasites and scavengers.

I picked this paragraph at random.

Just… for fun… try to count the times I switch between present and past tense. And forget about all the needless exposition. Sweet jumpin’ Jesus.

In edits, that paragraph is going to be like… one sentence.

But right now, it’s WORD COUNT, baby, and more importantly, I had fun writing it.

I had fun.

Writing for a living is a fine and good thing (in one way or another, that’s what I do, even at the day job), but the key thing to remember is we love this.

And it’s fun.

And we get to do it all month long.

Seriously: I am so fucking happy right now.

Even when I read that paragraph.

Updates for the week of 2009-11-01

  • Google Docs Batch Export (http://j.mp/48sECL) – Most excellent. #
  • Newest arrivals on my to-read pile include The Road, Boneshaker, Leviathan, War of the Oaks, Before they are Hanged, and Powerless. You? #
  • If I say: "ironically, she was wishing so hard for him to stop that she didn't notice when he did", is that actually ironic? #stupidsong #
  • My current #win7 hitch is making the Start menu *default* to "All Programs" and not "Kinda/sorta most recent stuff you've opened… " #
  • Adrift: Deirdre asks if she’s staying on the ship. Again. The tone of her voice… she’s.. http://bit.ly/3xTSw4 #
  • Jumprope. Ninjas. Omigod. Seriously guys. http://is.gd/4DCOc #
  • People read more than books (http://j.mp/2h6Ttl) – I see his point, but at some point, you just have a distraction-maker, not a reader. #
  • Adrift: The ‘lock sensors tell me the air inside the station is good. Better than the air in the B.. http://bit.ly/f99b8 #
  • Revisions… done? Wow. One more read-through, aloud, and back it all goes to Agent S. Happy friggin' Halloween, indeed. #amwriting #
  • Writer’s Block Is For Hippies And Slugabeds (http://j.mp/TOjwb) – "Brain teeth go chompy." #
  • RT: @ChuckWendig: In case you missed it: I spit in the face of your Writer's Block. Ptoo! http://tinyurl.com/yk83rub #
  • Estributors (http://j.mp/1rtUIJ) – A niche in the publishing world that no one, currently, lives in. #
  • Decided I'm (finally) going to rip the rest of my CDs to mp3 and trash the… trash. I want an utterly DRM-free ripping tool. Suggestions? #
  • Every wrecked vehicle I've seen today has been 4wd. Idiots: It's not 4-wheel stop. #
  • Adrift: The airlock cycles. We step through. Sweet, fresh air puffs in our face. Turret mounted particle.. http://bit.ly/5sUj9 #
  • Warming up for Halloween. Don't ask me to explain the ensemble. I cannot. http://flic.kr/p/7bqgSC #
  • Adrift: Figured it was too good to be true; every enviroment has hostile elements. Though in this case, .. http://bit.ly/2cfb6f #
  • Back at proper revisions. 76% reduction in 'shrugged'. Now to see about all the nodding. Fucking bobbleheads, these guys. #
  • I'm on google wave (no invites, relax), and digging all the RPG stuff going on, but I want to see any writer co-op stuff. Pointers? #
  • I don't think horror should BE a genre. It's an *element* of a story – it's like calling "blue" a genre w/in paintings. #scifichat #
  • Q4: The best sci-fi monster (for me) was the bat-thing in From a Buick 8. #scifichat #
  • #scifichat I have to confess that Cthulhu has never scared me. C's just… too big. I think stuff my size or smaller is creepier. #
  • #scifichat Like Cloverfield. The main thing is scary like getting almost hit by a bus is scary. The LITTLE critters deliver horror, though. #
  • I wonder if an element of humanity is *necessary* in a horror monster – to turn 'scary' into 'horrible'. See: Alien. HAL. #scifichat #
  • My takeaway from today's #scifichat: horror comes out of 'natural' turned unnatural, or the threat of our nature being stripped. Good stuff. #
  • My first #scifichat today – first chat of any kind on Twitter, actually – and it was very cool. Thanks, all! #
  • WHEN I FIND OUT WHO LEFT THESE CASHEWS IN MY HOUSE I'M GONNA KI–mfff rrfff mmrrrff mff ommff nom so go-mfffgodsodeliciou– *food coma* #
  • Adrift: The ‘do you have pie’ voice reassures us this is basic security – a formality. Step .. http://bit.ly/1zyxz9 #
  • This pretty much sums up my Win7 upgrade. http://bit.ly/2m06Xq #
  • If you can't walk, you crawl, and if you can't crawl… http://flic.kr/p/7bNqzU #
  • 4 hours before the next con event. Comfy booth with a power outlet. No wifi to distract me. Surrounded by strangers. Hell yes I #amwriting #
  • Crap. Flashback scenes in the WIP are supposed to be PRESENT tense. Dammit. Crap crap crap. #
  • I might rethink/undo this flashbacks-in-present-tense thing; a conceit from a long time ago that I don't know if I still like it. #amwriting #
  • Just realized one of the players at my gaming con table-an airforce cadet-was 1 year old my junior year in college. Who moved my cane? #